Chewing the Cud
INSPIRATION COMES FROM THE STRANGEST OF PLACES.

Melting Like a BoJo Waxwork / The Woes of BoJo.
Blimey, it’s hot. Isn’t it hot? It’s pretty warm. Isn’t it? I digress. As I sit here in my shorts during the middle of the most extreme summer heat seen in the UK,... well, ever, I’m reminded that the heat on a certain Mr. Johnson began a [...]
Memejacking to Platty Joobs!
Platty Joobs: The Dangers and Advantages of Jacking in to the Meme of The Month. “Have you got your street party ready for the Platty Joobs?” “What?” I asked, blinking a little faster than I’d intended. “Platty Joobs.” The lady might almost have been speaking a different [...]
How $Billions are made each year from a valentines dating site that failed miserably.
If you’re launching a dating website, Valentines Day seems to be the perfect day to do it. That’s what Chad Hurley, Steve Chen and Jawed Karim thought when they launched their video dating service back in 2005. Not a single user uploaded a dating video in its [...]
The Caterpillar who Stole Christmas
Christmas is here. At least, it is according to my TV. From the end of one cheery wave from Holly Willoughby as she punts viewers across the nation into the ads, to the moment that the silver fox of Schofield greets us back, our airwaves are now [...]
Telling a Story in a Blink of an Eye
A glass on a wooden table filled with cider. It’s a simple picture,... at least, it starts out that way. But then comes a man with a spray bottle to dapple the edges with frosty condensation. Then comes two hours of careful grading, enhancement and painting in [...]
A Kale to action
“Just bring your fingers together a bit,... that’s it,... like you’re stroking the salad,...” It’s not often you hear the words “Stroking the Salad”. It’s certainly not often you hear the phrase without smirking like a 12 year old. I couldn’t help myself. Another day, another wonderful [...]